THE GANDALF TRUMP
CRASH BANDICOOT INU
🧙♂️ ABOUT THE MEME MAGIC 🪄
$GTCBI is not just a token; it's a journey through the multiverse of memes, powered by the wisdom of Gandalf, the audacity of Trump, the spin of Crash Bandicoot, and the unwavering loyalty of Shiba Inu.
Born from the collision of parallel meme universes, $GTCBI aims to harness the power of laughter, absurdity, and community to create a token that transcends traditional cryptocurrency boundaries.
ETH Token:
0x72e4f9f808e49a2a61de9c58962892c0dc4eeea9
GTCBI on BASE:
0x2a06a17c8c6d00324c2c6696da90f29839a1a20
*This is not a new token, just wrapped GTCBI on BASE chain.
🚀 INTERGALACTIC ROADMAP TO $100 TRILLION 🚀
Phase 1: Meme Singularity 🌀
Phase 2: Hack the Matrix 🕴️
Phase 3: Time Travel Partnership with Satoshi 🕰️
Phase 4: AI-Powered Meme Generation 🤖
Phase 5: Quantum Entanglement with All Blockchains 🔗
Phase 6: Colonize Mars with NFT Real Estate 🏠
Phase 7: Create Multiverse DAO 🌌
Phase 8: Achieve Meme Transcendence 🧘
🧙♂️ LEGENDARY TEAM OF MEME ALCHEMISTS 🧪
Gandalf Nakamoto
Chief Wizardry Officer
Master of blockchain spells and riddle-based smart contracts.
Crash Bandicoot
Spin Attack Specialist
Rotates the blockchain for maximum gainz.
Donald Dump
FUD Resistance Strategist
Builds impenetrable walls against bearish sentiments.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Transaction Speed Optimizer
Gotta go fast on the blockchain!
Shiba Inu
Chief Bork Officer
Ensures all smart contracts are much wow.
Harambe
Posthumous Meme Advisor
Watches over the project from the great jungle in the sky.
🚀 HOW TO ACQUIRE INFINITE WEALTH 💰
Summon Your Crypto Wallet
Channel your inner Gandalf and conjure MetaMask from the depths of the Chrome Web Store. No wand required, but a strong password is recommended.
Acquire Magical Internet Money
Trade your boring fiat for Ethereum (ETH). Warning: May cause addiction to watching green candles.
Navigate to the Mystical DEX
Venture into the realm of Uniswap V2. It's like a potion shop, but for tokens. Don't drink anything you find there.
Perform the Sacred Swap
Exchange your ETH for $GTCBI. This ritual may summon fees known as 'gas'. No, you can't use it to fuel your car.
HODL Like Your Life Depends On It
Clutch your $GTCBI tokens tighter than Gollum with his precious. Remember, diamond hands are formed under pressure!
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Only invest what you can afford to lose in a game of high-stakes meme poker.
🚀 TOKENOMICS OF GALACTIC PROPORTIONS 💫
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000,000,000 $GTCBI
Warning: Our tokenomics are so revolutionary, they might cause spontaneous time travel. Invest responsibly!